15 Times The Kardashian-Jenners Completely Forgot To Wear Clothes

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By and large, the Kardashian-Jenners are known for one thing– everything they touch turns to gold. The 2019 news that Kylie Jenner is the world’s youngest billionaire more than made Forbes‘ headlines. At 21 years old, the youngest Kardashian-Jenner is now the richest (but her sisters aren’t far behind).

Custom-made Versace. $1.4 million Ferraris. Marbled mansions. The Kardashian-Jenners can afford everything. Their closets are basically the size of your average American home, and they’re overflowing with Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Chanel, and Dolce & Gabbana.

For five sisters who are style icons though, there’s one thing we aren’t seeing much of. It’s called a full outfit. Kim Kardashian definitely stands out for wearing the most-daring styles, but this family operates on similar wavelengths. Kourtney Kardashian may be pushing 40, but this woman is in incredible shape. Khloe might be newly single and a mother of one, but it doesn’t seem to be stopping the sheer outfits.

#NotMuchClothing. Somehow, it seems more applicable to these sisters than ever. While Kim will cover up with her Yeezy outfits, ultra-revealing seems to be this Kardashian’s go-to choice (and she’s got her reasons). “I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised,” Forbes quotes Kim saying.

Proud of their bodies and total icons of feminine empowerment, there’s no stopping them. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, and Kylie wear what they want, how they want. Spilling out of dresses isn’t a wardrobe malfunction. It’s a status symbol. Half-nude Instagram pics, likewise.

They own all the clothes in the world (and yet, a part of them seems to forget to put any on). Here are 15 times the Kardashian-Jenners completely forgot to wear clothes.


Hands-Down, The Most Bizarre Dress Of 2016

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Eye-popping, brazen, and out to shock. Kim Kardashian’s outfits have been in-your-face from day one, but this woman has a little something different. It’s called the ability to pull anything off. With a backbone of steel, a will of iron, and $350 million to her name, as per Forbes, Kim K does as she pleases. She certainly did here in 2016. That said, Kim has had her regrets, as This Is Insider reports.

“I definitely have style regrets. I mean, I wear some things and I’m just like: Why did I wear that?”

Insight is never a bad thing. It’s likely insight that keeps this woman’s sharp business brain one step ahead. Kim made $5 million “in 5 minutes” in 2018 as The Daily Mail covered sales of KKW Beauty fragrances. Sheer, barely-there, but somehow still an outfit, this one is 100% earning its #1 slot.


Not The Girl You Want To Be Encouraging Right Now

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Jordyn Woods became front-page news the minute her name popped up alongside Tristan Thompson’s in February 2019. Kylie Jenner’s BFF admitted on Red Table Talk that she had “kissed” Tristan, but she maintains that her involvement with Khloe Kardashian’s baby daddy was not intimate. Hollywood Life now reports:

“Khloe still cannot believe Jordyn is telling people she reached out to her. Khloe doesn’t understand why Jordyn went on Jada’s show. She’s finding it very hard to wrap her head around and is telling people she doesn’t think she’ll ever be able to forgive her for that.”

Thoughts aside, it’s this pic of Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods that got our attention. They’re wearing clothes, per se, but the outfits aren’t exactly modest. Quite how much encouragement Jordyn Woods needs in that department is open to interpretation, but it’s definitely an example of the KarJenners not wearing much.


All The Times They Just “Weren’t In The Mood”

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It’s what we love about these women. Power can come off as standoffish, but with the Kardashians, there’s an endearing element. Throwing strops and almighty catfights are precisely the reason why everyone tunes into Keeping With The Kardashians– when these women are #Mood, they’re #Mood.

Kim about Kourtney: “We got into a fight. I said: You’re the least exciting to look at. What I meant is, you’re the most boring.” #Mood– something this family knows well.

This look from Kim and her sister, Kourtney pretty much achieved what it set out to. It turned heads, it wound up front-page, and it was one more sister set of outfits that placed these two in the style files. Admittedly, there isn’t much to it. Strappy dresses here are covering the bare minimum, the boots are definitely daring, but somehow, it works.


$425 Million Between Them, Can’t Seem To Afford Shirts

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There’s no denying it– these ladies are worth a fortune. In 2018, Business Insider took a stab at the individual net worths of the Kardashian sisters, although it’s very likely that the figures have since risen. Kim is said to be worth $350 million. Meanwhile, Khloe’s net worth sits at $40 million. For Kourtney, it’s $35 million.

With a joint net worth of $425 million, these three sisters are inching their way towards half a billion dollars. Their wardrobes? As per this 2018 post from Kim’s Instagram, it seems that they’re splashing out on classy pantsuits (but weirdly, shirts don’t seem to feature).

Of course, we’re kidding. These ladies could afford all the shirts in the world. As the three sisters posed for a family moment though, we couldn’t help but notice how “incomplete” their outfits were. Super-stylish, yes, but equally not super covered-up.


Kendall Jenner: Likes To Be “Low-Key”

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“I would always go that extra mile to be low-key with guys, sneaking around all the time.” When Kendall Jenner opened up to W Magazine, she made it clear that flaunting her relationships isn’t her jam. “I’m not like all my other sisters,” she added, referring to them as: “Here’s me and my boyfriend!”

Kendall is currently dating Ben Simmons. To be fair, she is keeping it low-key. These two are papped hiding from the paparazzi, but it’s a different story when it comes to Kendall’s outfits. With her supermodel body, this girl isn’t going to hide what she was born with.

Kendall is now the highest-paid model in the world. She earned $22.5 million between 2017 and 2018, as Forbes reports. While this is a look that many a girl would love to be able to pull off, some things seem best-reserved for this family.


The $300 Yeezy Sock Knit Bra

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It’s all about the Yeezy right now. Kanye West’s footwear and fashion line are benefiting from the best promo there is, and she comes as one Kim Kardashian. With parking lot promos throughout 2018, Kim took to Instagram over and over to show the world the latest #YeezyDrop. The pared-down athleisurewear look is 100% trending right now, but it isn’t all oversized jackets.

“It was such a genius campaign of just wearing all the looks and getting shot by the paparazzi. I love working with Kanye because he’ll listen to me on things that I think are important, and I’ll trust him on colors and fabrics.”

The Daily Mail quotes Kim having nothing but praise for Kanye’s line. To be fair, it’s something we’d be buying if we could afford it. The Yeezy Supply currently retails this sock bra for $300. Itsy-bitsy and pricey, but looking awesome, nonetheless.


When You Need To Budget For Your Baby

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A reality for most mothers, but we’re going tongue-in-cheek with this one. Shortly after Stormi Webster was born, Kylie fronted Forbes magazine for being the “Youngest Self-Made Billionaire.” Kylie’s 2018 net worth of $900 million got an update in 2019 as BBC reported Kylie to be the world’s youngest billionaire.

Stormi is now the most famous baby in Hollywood. In her early months, she rolled around in a custom-made Fendi stroller that People estimated to be worth $12,500. This Burberry outfit likely didn’t come cheap.

Critical as we may have been of Kylie in the past, there’s nothing but respect for this mother and businesswoman now. An adoration for Stormi may have brought skimpy pics like these, but nobody could take their eyes off the #Love.


When You Need To Budget For Dinner

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Slam Kim K and prepare yourself for a response. When Kim took to Instagram for a fully nude mirror selfie, the backlash was intense. Quite why a woman who is proud of her femininity was being slammed to this extent, we’ll never know. Kim works out, she eats healthy, and she’s happy to show what she has. As Bravo TV quotes her:

“I don’t do drugs, I hardly drink, I’ve never committed a crime—and yet I’m a bad role model for being proud of my body?”

Kim stepped out here in an outfit that doesn’t need an explanation. It’s barely-there, definitely daring, and it looks like Kim had put a lot of thought into it. One wrong step though, and the wardrobe malfunction could have gotten messy. Of course, it’s Kim. Nothing malfunctions.


Halloween: Victoria’s Secret Angels, #NailedIt

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Kendall Jenner is the official Victoria’s Secret Angel in this family. Joining supermodels like Gigi Hadid and Alessandra Ambrosio, this girl’s job is to take the lingerie giant’s underwear and promote it. Halloween 2018 brought the entire family in, though. Kim wrote:

“Thank you @VictoriasSecret for sending us actual runway looks and real wings to borrow for the night!!! OMG a dream come true! Got to be a Victoria Secret Angel for the night! And Kendall got good practice lol”

As Harper’s Bazaar reports, the five sisters stepped out with a bang over Halloween, 2018. The lingerie was barely-there. The wings were huge. The pics went viral the minute they were posted to Instagram, and it isn’t rocket science why. In a way, wearing this little clothing when the entire world is watching is quite a brave move.


When Your Man Jerks You Around, You Show Him What He’s Missing

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Most celebrities hide out after a breakup. They don’t want to be seen, they don’t want to be heard, and they 100% don’t want the press poking their nose in. The 2019 news that Khloe Kardashian is now single following the Jordyn Woods drama is basically still all anyone can talk about.

The Daily Mail reports that Khloe is “livid,” with Tristan. “This has been an awful week & I know everyone is sick of hearing about it,” she tweeted. With media stories now leaning towards Kylie and Jordyn being friends again, it looks like Tristan’s out on his own.

Khloe recently updated her Instagram with this racy outfit. It isn’t exactly a lack of clothing, but you don’t need to be a stylist to realize that it’s pretty bold. Absolutely showing Tristan what he’s missing, Khloe aced this one.


And When He’s Loyal, You Remind Him What He’s Got

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are now as solid as they come. With a relationship that started in 2012 and that lavish 2014 wedding, KimYe is now a power couple with three kids (and a fourth on the way). Kanye West may not have seemed an ideal match for a selfie-loving makeup queen, but these two seem perfect for one another.

Another day, another outfit, right? Definitely erring towards “less is more,” Kim wasn’t above flaunting her assets here as she stepped into the street with Kanye.

While we aren’t a style authority, we’ve got to say– making lingerie-effect tops work with sweats isn’t as easy as it looks. Nor is braving what might have been a cold or windy day. As usual, this lady kept one step ahead.


Not Much, But Totally Worth It For Calvin Klein

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Kendall Jenner’s modeling gigs didn’t always land as easily as they do now. Kendall is now an Adidas partner, alongside being the face of Estee Lauder, Calvin Klein, La Perla, and Longchamp. In an interview that showed a tough start, Kendall actually revealed that the industry wasn’t taking her seriously– because of her famous connections. She told Love:

“I had to work even harder to get where I wanted because people didn’t take me seriously as a model. Because of the TV show. I went on castings and some people weren’t feeling me because of my name.”

Kendall wore next-to-nothing in this sultry Instagram pic that turned legendary the moment it was posted. Of course, we couldn’t help but notice the Calvin Klein underwear (something we’ll assume the company’s marketing department definitely slept well over). Barely-there, but what a shot.


If Kendall Can, So Can Kourtney

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If the Kardashian-Jenners are anything, it’s fun. These sisters might have the smartest business minds on the planet, but they’re always up for a joking moment. Freezing temperatures seemed to pose no problem over the holiday period as Kendall took to Instagram to pose in the snow (and her bikini definitely got noticed).

If Kendall can do it, Kourtney can, right? While Kendall is only 23, Kourtney is 39. 100% proving that she can pull the swimwear look off without being a model, Kourtney posted a very similar snap. “Copied Kendall” was the caption.

As Cosmopolitan reports, Kendall’s pic received over seven million likes. Kendall herself has over 104 Instagram followers, while Kourtney is approaching 75 million. Kourtney’s recent updates have also been scantily-clad, seeing her pose in a bathtub for the promotion of her new lifestyle brand, Poosh.


Somehow, It Always Works With This Girl

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Kendall Jenner isn’t just a supermodel. She’s a style queen. Kendall’s outfits dominate sites like Pinterest and Steal Her Style, and with good reason. Pulling off a Paris Hilton-style dress is something we’ve seen a million times over. By and large, the celebrity winds up on “worst-dressed” lists. Not Kendall. That said, Kendall has admitted that style wasn’t always her forte.

“When I was younger, I had zero sense of style. I couldn’t do my make-up – I was just a mess, but I just didn’t care about anything except for horses.”

In a Vogue interview that saw this Jenner confess to having no clue back in the day, it now goes without saying– whatever this girl wears flies off shelves. Definitely revealing, but somehow totally working, you can see why this dress landed on our list.


Clothes Or No Clothes, We’ll Love This Woman Forever

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Body confidence is something Kim knows all too well. This Kardashian has shut down the shamers more times than we can count. It’s basically reached the point where Kim is an inspiration. Taking to Instagram to show the female form as it is, Kim regrets little (and shows a lot). As This Is Insider quotes Kim saying:

“I feel like I’m in really good shape right now, like the best shape I’ve ever been, so I do wear a crop top a lot.”

It was definitely cropped. It was also definitely sheer. With platinum-blonde hair, snazzy leathers, and all the attitude in the world, Kim stepped out here doing what she does best. It’s called being herself. Covered up or in a tiny bikini, we’ll always love Kim.

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